*20 something guy starting/flirting w/ me while grocery shopping (he must have thought I was one of his mom’s friends or a teacher)
*Reagan flipped off the swing & landed on her face (she’s fine but will probably have 2 black eyes & possibly a broken nose)
*I split my Spanx w/ my hang toenail on our way to a party
*Walter ran through the screen door.
Living the dream here folks, living the dream!